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Posted on 2005.06.29 at 21:42
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By limitedbythesky

Laser Banjo Stats


Formed: 29th June 2005
Split: 9th May 2015
Best Album: 'Pull Catsups Isopachs Momes Wheen Foulard' 9/10 in the NME (Album of the Year 2011.)
Best Single: 'Pizzles Subtiler Minarets Gags Revisor' 9/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 27th January 2012.)
Records Sold: 110,236,114 in total (58,980,687 albums, 51,255,427 singles).
Reputation: Legendary
Groupies: booz0r recently won a contract with a blue conglomerate to market dildos towards the over 60's market.
OtherAfter realising how shite 'God Save the Queen' really was, Queen Elizabeth II instated 'Pycnosis Bract Unrusted Chucking' as the new national anthem. Another shit song for a shit country.



Laser Banjo Member Profiles

catindisguise



catindisguise's deadpan vocal delivery is reverred by most of the bands hardcore fans but is acknowledged by very few in the musical industry.

cube_166



Without ever being the focal point of Laser Banjo's sound, cube_166's intricate stylings add depth to the bands music.
gleno2004


For the past couple of years gleno2004 has struggled with a drug addiction which has been negatively affecting their bass playing skills and their showmanship. A spell in rehab could resurrect gleno2004's career'
cja_3000



A number of up-and-coming bands have mentioned Laser Banjo's drummer cja_3000 in the music weeklies, citing them as an important influence on their current sound.
pdservo



If pdservo steps up the practice a little bit by limiting the amount of time that their finger remains up their asshole they have a chance of becoming a capable musician.
 

Single Releases


# Title Date
36 Expends Wanned Colly Aug 2005
30 Faunlike Oldster Bitumen Sep 2005
35 Smellers Betatter Selvage Guideway Remended Flaxy Dec 2005
64 Pycnosis Bract Unrusted Chucking Mar 2007
77 Pachisi Panga Outrival Pilled May 2007
56 Bedtick Jul 2007
50 Sticking Quaverer Retune Growing Sep 2007
25 Mudlarks Isolead Polygon Barogram Glued Dotards Aug 2008
20 Mikados Touses Alexias Oct 2008
12 Veenas Sarkier Ratios Shawm Maraca Dec 2008
4 Poolhall Dalton Ashy Locofoco Tetany Accredit Feb 2010
2 Villus Jehus West Flatcap Combined Dropouts Apr 2010
2 Bolete Laking Owlets Redefy Stopover Stomal Jun 2010
2 Cire Auroras Luckies Vortex Jul 2010
1 Legumins Engineer Rations Tierce Causals Brittled Aug 2011
1 Trilobed Parament Oneriest Shades Dryness Sep 2011
1 Oolitic Cresylic Dec 2011
1 Pizzles Subtiler Minarets Gags Revisor Jan 2012
2 Baff Jul 2013
2 Mumming Aug 2013
2 Drawers Lasts Loges Scar Oct 2013
1 Sended Gelatin Jan 2014

Album Releases


# Title Date
97 Recorked Warrener Whelk Papulae Jun 2005
35 Earwigs Brevity Jokey Strolls Moralist Crinites Dec 2006
30 Excuses Oddments Jun 2008
N/A Freedoms Renewal Fixings Poniard Hatteria Penciler Jan 2010
2 Pull Catsups Isopachs Momes Wheen Foulard Jul 2011
2 Allod Obviated Quarte May 2013


northern ireland's worst




Comments:


CJA
cja_3000 at 2005-06-29 22:21 (UTC) (Link)
Album of the year 2011 ay? cant wait...
Cyberninja
cube_166 at 2005-06-29 23:04 (UTC) (Link)
Woo! Also who the hell are we letting come up with the names of our stuff?
CJA
cja_3000 at 2005-06-29 23:22 (UTC) (Link)
Whoever tricked us into using "Poolhall Dalton Ashy Locofoco Tetany Accredit" should be shot.
Cyberninja
cube_166 at 2005-06-30 00:01 (UTC) (Link)
Actually i think: "Smellers Betatter Selvage Guideway Remended Flaxy" is worse.
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