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Posted on 2005.05.15 at 15:31
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So imagine if hair had nerves in it? So that when people cut your hair, it felt really painful. How much would that suck? On the other hand if this was true then there would be a very easy way of torturing someone without actually causing any damage to them. And this is why hairdressers are evil.

But not nearly as evil as dentists. I have to go up to the dentist in like a week or two and I just know that he's already thought up something to be wrong with my mouth. You know what sucks the most about dentists though. The fact that you have to pay to go. Bloody hell... dentistry should be on the NHS for crying out loud. I mean who wants to go to the dentist except some kind of hardcore masochist. Nobody, that's who. And to have to pay for the privilege... that's just pure evil. It's like being required to visit a torturer every six months who'll torture you, and then he will charge you. I say we boycott the government. I would boycott dentists, but they have drills and are evil, so they would kill you and wouldn't care... You can try boycotting dentists, but don't come crying to me if you die.


catindisguise at 2005-05-15 16:41 (UTC) (Link)
Hair is actually dead skin cells inside a tube. Creepy eh? We learnt that in biology on Wednesday, and I get to freak my friend out by mentioning it all the time.

Also, I was laughing when I had my teeth taken out. It's funny! People's mouths are really gross, so dentists have to be paid to poke around in there. Who would actually want a job which involved smelling people's horrible icky breath every single day? No one, that's who. (Apart from my crazy uncle, but that's a story for another time.)

Anyway, my theory is that dentists have all committed some atrocious crime in their past which means that the government have sentenced them to poke around in people's mouths for all eternity, or until the fall of Asda, whichever comes first. The money you pay is actually taxes, dressed up as a charge for dentists. The dentists don't need any money as they don't sleep, eat or do anything but think about teeth and the end of their long, painful service. The money goes towards prisions and ensuring that there are enough things in the country which go "beep" on a regular basis.
cube_166 at 2005-05-16 17:37 (UTC) (Link)
I'd still appreciate it if my dentist didn't look like he is trying to climb into my mouth to explore the ancient civilisation that surely lives within. And thanks for the idea, I'll eat nothing but garlic till the dentist, then i'm pretty sure when I open my mouth the garlic will have formed a sentient gas cloud that will suffocate him and I'll be free.
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