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The Deadly Dance Of The Flamenco Ninja

Posted on 2005.05.10 at 20:30
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Here's the post summary in one sentence: Ninjas are great.

Here's the post in a little more detail: Ninjas are really great.

And here's the full thing:
Aren't ninjas great? I think they are possibly a bit more than great. I think it could be possible that ninjas could be really great. Possibly. Anyway I've been watching the O.C. on DVD like nearly all day and then I reached the end of the series and I'm have total withdrawal...ness. It is just like... uh, I can't be dealing with this. So because I couldn't think of a way of alleiviating the sort of dependance on it or whatever, I started watching it again from the beginning. I mean that'll last me a couple of days and then I'll be right back where I started from. I'm hoping that somehow by then someone will have discovered some kind of miracle cure.

Anyway I really did want to talk about ninjas. Because there's a ton of ninjas you can talk about. For example take the Bread Ninja. He's awesome. He throws bread at people for no particular reason and fights with bagettes. Also theres Box Ninja. He's like liverpudlian or something and goes around asking people to fight with a really high voice because they invaded his personal space. In fact anything can be a ninja. Like erm... a tea ninja, possibly. Who pours tea on people or something. And a goat ninja. Who throws goats at people. See. Ninjas rule.


Comments:


jamesteeth at 2005-05-10 19:51 (UTC) (Link)
white ninja is pretty awesome.
Cyberninja
cube_166 at 2005-05-10 19:52 (UTC) (Link)
Agreed.
jamesteeth at 2005-05-10 19:56 (UTC) (Link)
also, by "box ninja" don't you mean boss ninja? it's just everything in that fucking place is "boss" and "sound".
Cyberninja
cube_166 at 2005-05-10 20:02 (UTC) (Link)
Nope. I meant Box Ninja. It's a thing that I invented the other day to freak out my cousins. He's called a box ninja because he envisions a mental box around himself and beats the shit out of anyone who enters said box.
Juliet
benderette at 2005-05-10 20:30 (UTC) (Link)
I have not seen a liverpudlian Ninja yet but I going to look out for one.
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