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And Today, which isn't the 10th really, Goes Down In History

Posted on 2005.04.10 at 00:21
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Well seeing as today is an historical day. I'm loath to not make some kind of post extolling the stuff that may, or may not have gone on on this, the most historic day of all of history. Can you imagine that Man United losing to Norwich.

Ahem. That wasn't what I was here to talk about, the historic thing that I was talking about had something to do with the grand national. Oh apparently it wasn't anything to do with that either. Perhaps an unidentified flying hat landed in Gloustershire-shire where it was identified as a hat. Locals have formed a perimeter around the hat of two meters and are waiting for the aliens to come out of it.

In other news a man near Gloustershire-shire had his hat blown off in the wind. If anyone has seen his hat please write to:

1 Completely Fictional Avenue
Pretendsville
Why-the-fuck-are-you-writing-here-shire
Nowhere
PO Box 166

Oh and something about someone or other getting married, but who really cares when you get down to it?

Comments:


catindisguise at 2005-04-09 23:36 (UTC) (Link)
You support Man United? Come on...it's like...a man, being united with himself! How crap is that?! Also, have you never seen the Jimmy Grimble film? That's the funniest thing ever, it shows you that everyone in Manchester is either a snobby rich arsehole or a working class hero who goes around talking to strange old women and being given magic boots. Yeah, that film's the best. Also, I'm going to a football match tomorrow, who'da thought it.

I claim that hat. I own all hats in the world, and therefore they should be returned to me. I win.

And the marrying person...was it me?
Cyberninja
cube_166 at 2005-04-09 23:39 (UTC) (Link)
I don't support Man United. I in fact laugh at them being trounced by Norwich and hope to trounce on some faces of Man United fans for the next few years.

Also the marrying person was some bloke called Charles apparently marrying some bitch called Camilla. Apparently the papers made a load of fuss about it. Papers eh?
catindisguise at 2005-04-09 23:41 (UTC) (Link)
Papers are useful. When you paint you put the painting on newspaper so it doesn't go on the nice, clean kitchen table and you don't get locked in the dark, cold room all evening...I'm sorry mummy....no mummy, not the stick! NO! *screams*
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