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Is it me or do my rants get weirder and weirder?

Posted on 2005.03.23 at 20:43
Current Music:: Myself - The King Of Letters
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Imagine being called Bobbette? Yeah, being called Bobbette sure would suck. Anyway last night I caught myself singing a song about the alphabet. It centered on a new letter that had been invented and had been declared 'King Of The Letters' and was ordering all the other letters to put it into words and was generally bossing them around in comical ways. Anyway I got to thinking what would life be like if letters had personalities. I think it would be great. For example E, T and A would be the most popular letters with all the other letters wanting to be like them. I, the letter, would be skizophrenic with it think it was so many people. U would be exactly the opposite. It wouldn't think it was anyone. J, Z, X and Y would all have grown resentful over the fact that they don't get used enough and would be plotting to overthrow the other letters.

By the way I do know that I'm crazy. I do also know that it isn't the sanest course of action to spontaneously sing songs about new alphabet letters and stuff.

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catindisguise at 2005-03-23 20:53 (UTC) (Link)
What would the new letter look like though?

If you can't tell me that, then you are crazy.

Also, I love the letter H. and C. They win.
CJA
cja_3000 at 2005-03-23 22:03 (UTC) (Link)
I assume the new King of Letters would be so beautiful it could not be seen by our mortal eyes and anyone who did would explode.

Also how would q fit into the general scheme of things, q seems like a real twat of a letter to me.

We nned to know these things man...
catindisguise at 2005-03-23 22:41 (UTC) (Link)
"Q, the twattiest of all letters"

What about your dear Quentin Tarantino eh?! Have you disowned him?!

You cold, heartless bastard.
Cyberninja
cube_166 at 2005-03-24 12:42 (UTC) (Link)
That's what it would look like. And Q would be the type of letter that never gets invited anywhere, is a total social reject and the one who is picked on by all the other letters.
catindisguise at 2005-03-24 14:43 (UTC) (Link)
So... Q = CJA?

I get it!
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