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Buffy - Willow and Tara

Well Now

Posted on 2004.09.10 at 14:56
Current Mood:: mellowmellow
Current Music:: tATu - How Soon Is Now
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Well well well... Lets see whats going on here then? From what I've been able to tell not very much has been happening in the outside world. Well I'm sure we can fix that with some kind of outside world mechanic or something, except they charge so much and i'm sure I could do it myself that I'll attempt to make something interesting happen. Well I was listening to the radio yesterday and they were talking about this hormone, or something like that that can be given to animals and it makes them grow really big. Now we're talking world changing big here, like pigeons to the size of jeeps big.
Now I must mention that this is not technically allowed by the law and so I'm not going to encourage anyone to do it but instead I'm just going to comment on what the world might be like if it was allowed. Is everyone clear on that. This isn't encouragement, but instead speculation.
Okay now imagine it if you could grow mice to the size of horses, and then race them around the garden. Imagine that, sports would have whole new ways of doing things. Gone are the horses that do showjumping here are giant rabbits that leap over massive fences while people desperately hang onto their back. Imagine giant cats and dogs chasing each other around the place smashing into things and stuff... It would be a world gone mad!

Anyway I'm sure I wanted to talk about something else, I'm sure. Probably something about Shaun Of The Dead. Now let me tell you that that is the best thing I've ever seen. I've been watching it practically every day since I got it, and let me tell you, the behind the scenes footage with Dylan and Simon running around the garden flicking each other was the funniest thing I have ever saw. The whole thing almost makes me wish that the zombie apocalypse was happening so I could be doing all these awesome things.

Ooh! I had a shave yesterday! Gone is my massive unshaved mess and now I have some designer stubble, which is what everyone wants really isn't it?
No? Bah! Suit yourselves you ridiculous band of clean shaved... erm... monkeys! Thats right... or not. Fuck it. Anyway I might go and watch Shaun Of The Dead again. You know, until I get delusional and end up like I prophesised I would all this time ago.

Comments:


catindisguise at 2004-09-10 19:16 (UTC) (Link)
Designer stubble?

Is that by armarni or something? Do you have an armarni logo shaved into your face? Weird. Although I did know someone who had the nike logo shaved into the back of his head. 0_o

Weirdo.

Also, whoop! SOTD!
Cyberninja
cube_166 at 2004-09-10 21:43 (UTC) (Link)
I should do that! Get a company to sponsor me to shave some kind of symbol into my beard and then reap the extravagant lifestyle of extreme glamour and models that this would surely bring.
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