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MS Paint Adventures - Professor Wasp
Posted on 2009.01.26 at 22:10
Current Mood:: quixoticquixotic
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You find yourself in an unfamiliar small BEDROOM with an almost insatiable apetite for REVIEWS. In front of you is a long haired MAN playing FABLE 2.

TELL MAN TO WRITE SOME REVIEWS

The long haired man appears to be undergoing some kind of MENTAL BREAKDOWN (evidently) and does not acknowledge your POLITE REQUEST. He continues to stare at the TELEVISION SCREEN on which he is playing FABLE 2.

TURN OFF THE TELEVISION

The man grumpily walks over to his HOME COMPUTER to write some REVIEWS. He promises you that they will be here shortly.

ENQUIRE JUST HOW SHORTLY SHORTLY IS

The man replies that shortly will probably be WEDNESDAY. You find this deeply upsetting and want reviews now.

BEAT MAN TO DEATH WITH FABLE 2

You grab the BOX of the COMPUTER GAME known as FABLE 2 and beat the man with the long hair with it until the floor is soaked in blood. Suddenly you feel so very ALONE. Who will write your REVIEWS now?

BOB HOLNESS?

Bob Holness will not write your reviews. Bob Holness hates REVIEWS, and YOU, and WRITING THINGS. You feel glum. Without the promise of reviews in the near future you can't bring yourself to carry on.

BEAT MYSELF TO DEATH WITH FABLE 2

With nary a cry of "GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD", you turn the BOX on yourself and pound at your FRAGILE BODY until there is nothing left.

GAME OVER

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