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I Hate My Teeth!

Posted on 2008.09.30 at 03:51
Current Mood:: stressedstressed
Dear God.
Nice work on designing the human body. Lots of good bits, very few utterly awful bits. With regards to teeth: teeth are nice. Handy for chewing up food or biting people or whatever else you'd want to use them for. However none of the uses I can foresee for this mouthdwelling apendages requires them to feel pain. Is searing agonising pain that stops you from being able to sleep a design flaw or is it perhaps the true function of the teeth. They aren't there to help you really are they? They're there to dictate what you can and can't eat and how you can and can't behave and then punish you accordingly. Well fuck you god, fuck you and your fucking teeth. You know what you can do with your fucking teeth? You can stick them up your fucking arse you stupid fucking moron. I hate you and I hate my teeth and I will hunt you down and kill you if it's the last thing I do, or even if it's after the last thing I do.

Yours sincerely

P.S. Nice work on the lesbians. Almost makes up for the teeth fiasco.

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