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Tatu 14

What's Better: Jam or Ham?

Posted on 2008.06.14 at 10:28
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Okay welcome to my potiential new feature which I've just made up this very second. In it I discuss the good and bad points about two similar sounding items and then decide which is the best. Okay so here we have ham and jam. Ham is, for those who don't know, a meat derived from a pig (probably) and then served in ham form. It tastes like ham and can be used to create ham sandwiches. Jam on the other hand is a preservative found in jars throughout the world. It comes in many flavours. Lionel Blair likes Damson jam although he's a very messy eater, it goes all over the place. Sometimes it even goes up on the ceiling. Anyway jam is a lot easier to spread on the bodies of sexy lesbians and a lot sexier in itself. Sexy lesbians covered in ham just look weird. So jam wins. Tune in next time to find out what's better out of two abritrary items.

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