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Writer's Block: Improvised Parenting!!?!

Posted on 2008.05.30 at 10:55
Current Music:: Madina Lake - Morning Sadness
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Let's say you're a hobgoblin for 24 hours. What sort of havoc would you wreak? Or: If a baby of unknown origins suddenly fell into your care, would you keep it? What would you name it?


Possibly the most inspired question so far. If a child fell into my care I probably would just leave it there and go off and do something else. I'm not a very caring person. A child probably couldn't fit into my care. My care isn't big enough. I can just about care for a houseplant, possibly. If it was like a cactus or something that didn't need any care.

Anyway I've been to the blood clinic today and they've took some blood and told me I'm fine again. God isn't my real life boring? I should just carry on going on about cacti and lesbians. That has to be more interesting than my real life. Maybe cactus lesbians. I'm not quite sure what that would entail but it sounds rather exciting. And by the way I'm sure if I thought hard enough I could come up with an appropriately inappropriate joke about lesbians and cacti (possibly involving the word prick) but I can't be bothered. If you have any jokes on the subject please send a self adressed envelope to the moon.

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eruwenfuin
eruwenfuin at 2008-05-30 10:28 (UTC) (Link)
At least you're honest about it, and that's admirable in itself.
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