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Writer's Block Roundup

Posted on 2008.05.23 at 19:21
Current Music:: Lene Marlin - How Would It Be
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Since Lesbian News has been the main focus of my attention for a while now I thought I'd breeze through some of the exciting Writer's Block questions that have been going on in the meantime.

What three dishes could you live on for the rest of your life?

I don't know. They'd have to be very large dishes or I'd have to be very small in order to live on them. Most basic activities, i.e. finding food, going to the bathroom and playing World of Warcraft might be a bit tough since I'm living on three giant dishes so all in all it's not what i'd call an attractive proposal and I think I'll carry on living in a house like most people do.

Have you ever named or befriended an inanimate object? What did you call it?

I would make fun of this question but it kind of makes fun of itself. Do teddy bears and all that kind of thing count? If so then I've probably befriended enough inanimate objects to make a reasonably sized inanimate army. We're planning to invade Luxembourg on the weekend so that should be good fun.

What's your most embarrassing memory?

Yeah like I'm just going to tell everyone. Then again I suspect the only person who reads my journal is me so it's not like I'd be telling the world or anything. Then again I already know my own most embarassing memory. If I want to hear about it I can just look it up in my old brainbox. Aren't brains brilliant?

If your daily life had a theme song, what would it be?

Is this like where I pick a song that would be the theme tune to my daily life or do I write one which would suffinctly introduce my personality, friends and escapades that would preface any televised adventure I might stumble into. Although that doesn't really seem to be in fashion any more. Most TV shows nowadays just have like a title card with a couple of seconds of music and then head straight into the action. Which I'm in favour of really. There's no point going through an entire title sequence nowadays. Not unless you can slap lots of explicit pictures of lesbians in it anyway. Which is precisely what my title sequence would be like. And the music would probably be a cover of The Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Can't Stop done by Tatu. We'd have to have them record it specially for us but hey if I have a TV show of my very own I think we can afford it.

What's your nickname, and how did you get it?

My nickname is Cube. I gave it to myself because nobody else seemed likely to give me a nickname. I essentially just named myself after the character Cube from Jet Set Radio Future. Just because I liked her. You're just lucky I didn't call myself Boogie or Combo or Corn or Beat or Rhyth or essentially anyone else from the game. Why did they all have such stupid names I wonder?

If you could be cast on any TV show, from any time, who would you play?

I misunderstood this question at first. I thought it was if I was a character in a TV show what would it be like etcetera. In which case I would have said something to do with Lost probably. But that's not because I want to. I wouldn't like to be stuck out on Mystery Island with all manner of monsters and that. I just pick it because one day I had an epiphany on a bus that I would betray everyone and go over to the side of the others, if only to get my blood medication that I need. Okay it wouldn't make me terribly popular but... actually why am I saying I'd be in Lost? Even with this epiphany it's still pretty dire. I'd be in Heroes I think. I'd have the power to use my voice as a weapon, or to control light or something. I don't actually know because this is a spur of the moment change. I've had no epiphanies about being on Heroes. Perhaps I'll say something more eloquent and concise when I have done.

What product have you felt guiltiest, or silliest, for buying?

On the page for this the subject for the entry would be some kind of yokellish drivel about Buyers Remorse. That's not the same thing as an embarassing purchase is it? I can tell you about something embarassing that I've purchased or I can tell you about a bit of the old buyers remorse. You decide. Or actually you don't, I decide, and I have decided. Okay so I'd heard American Idiot by Green Day (the whole album, not just the title track) and I decided to buy some of their back catalogue. I ended up buying something with a really ridiculous name. Born Sloppy to 100 Beats in the Wrong Lane or something. It was rubbish whatever it was called. It's now sitting in a box under my bed and will remain there until the world around it turns to dust and ash. Although it will probably have turned to dust and ash by then as well so there won't be much of a difference between it and it's surroundings and I doubt the evil dustmite overlords would much care anyway.

So that's it. Lots of questions and one or two were actually answered in a sensible way. Well one was at least. I leave you with a picture of Cube, the character I based my nickname on. Well I don't exactly leave you with it because I'm using it as my picture on this entry so technically speaking I greeted you with it, but I'm just about to pick it now. I'll do it now. There done. Go back up and look it at now or something, or maybe just carry on with your lives. You decide!

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