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Writer's Block: Cinco de Mayo

Posted on 2008.05.05 at 22:23
Are you celebrating Cinco de Mayo?


Nope. Nor do I know what Cinco de Mayo is. Cinco (or something that sounds very much like how I'd imagine it was pronounced) is french (or some language, whatever) for five. So I'd imagine it's the Five of Mayonnaise. That brilliant time of year when people celebrate one of the worlds best loved condiments and the number five simultaneously. The joy and wonder of the Fifth Mayonnaise Parade is something to behold, and Mayonnaise is free for everyone throughout the world.

If only I liked Mayonnaise then my imaginary holiday I've just imagined might actually seem bearable. Nevermind there's always the Five of Junipers next month to look forward to.

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