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Writer's Block: More, More, More

Posted on 2008.04.17 at 10:57
Current Music:: Vanessa Carlton - Paint It Black
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What would you like to do more of?

Isn't this just the same question as what are you going to spend your tax refund on just worded in a different way. After all it's highly unlikely you would spend your money on something you want less of. Unless you're spending it on blackmail or something, and that's not to be confused with posting a letter in a black envelope. Although wouldn't it be good if all blackmail demands did come in a black envelope. It'd be an instant indicator that something was up.

I quite like the idea of things being black which should be white. It adds a certain style and sometimes a certain level of malevolence. I personally would like at my funeral a black ice cream truck dispensing free black ice creams to everyone. That would be awesome. And imagine if there was like black ambulances with sinister men with black masks. It would be a world gone mad but a very entertaining world gone mad, which in my opinion is the best type of world gone mad.

Anyway what was the question? What do I want more of? More white things painted black obviously... and lesbians. There you go. The End.


sabalo at 2008-04-17 12:40 (UTC) (Link)

It all depends on whether the thing that you want more of is something that you can purchase. If you want more of something abstract, you can't usually purchase it (unless it happens to be abstract art, but you'd be better served splashing some mustard on a canvas and saving the money).

I've had black... well, dark gray... ice cream before. It was licorice flavor!
cube_166 at 2008-04-18 09:26 (UTC) (Link)
It doesn't reflect well on me that when asked what I'd like more of I completely forgot about love and friendship and all those other things does it? Oh well.

I love the idea of loads of people all dressed in black for a funeral just stood around eating ice creams. It'd be a bit tricky to convince everyone to eat liquourice ice cream, not least because I'd be dead at the time.
sabalo at 2008-04-18 13:50 (UTC) (Link)

Preplanning, preplanning! Make it a requirement of entering the venue!

For extra after death amusement, have an announcement at the end that the lovely licorice ice cream contained your cremated ashes! It can be true or false... but either way, it would be hilarious.
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