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Random Review

Posted on 2008.01.24 at 00:56
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New feature for you here. Not a once a day feature but I figure once a week or a fortnight if I want to be lazy. Random Review randomly reviews something out there in the world that may or may not have previously gone unreviewed. While some reviewers might restrict their reviews to games or books or films or dvds or things they know something about I instead have decided to exlcude nothing from my plethora of things that can be reviewed. Thus I present the first Random Review ever. Randomly selected from wikipedia; it's a review of Mexican politician Victor Cervera Pacheco.

Well it seems that old Victor was the Governer of the town of Yucatan for six years. That's a reasonably good time to be a governer but then again is it? The only other Governer I'm aware of is Elaine Marley governer of the tri-island area in the world of Monkey Island. She was the Governer in 1990 when The Secret of Monkey Island was released and still the governer in 2000 when Escape From Monkey Island was released. So there's ten years plus any time she's spent as governer before or since. She beats Victor hands down, and she's not even a real person. When you aren't doing as well as a governer as a fictional character you have to wonder what's gone wrong with your life don't you?
Anyway Victor had a couple of years to think that before he upped and died of a heart attack in 2004. Now he's up in heaven probably not being a very good governer up there either.

Coming up in the next part of the review: an interesting revelation is made, "Oh look he was a governer from 1984 to 1988 as well." tempers fray, "I hate you all! I'll kill you with a spoon made of hate!" and I reveal what I score Victor out of ten, "You're fired!".

By the way that was a parody of the unnecessary 'coming up later' on certain TV shows. Like on X Factor and Kitchen Nightmares etc. It was especially bad in Kitchen Nightmares before. There was previews of restaurants that he's going to help in America followed by previews of this restaurant. Then every five minutes a sort of previewy recap thing. It really gets on my nerves. I was sat there like "I hate you all! I'll kill you with a spoon made of hate!"
Anyway on with the review. Oh look he was a governer from 1984 to 1988 as well. He can't have been that bad then if they had him back. He was probably a good old governer who stood for everything people like and fought the evils of things that people hate. He was a great man and I'm going to build a statue in his honour. As for a score I give him a ten out of ten for being such a bloody good governer.

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