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A Century of Facts in A Centuryish of Days - 60

Posted on 2008.01.12 at 11:05
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Fact 60: Chicken is my favourite non-pudding food ever, unless I’m at a restaurant when it’s gammon and pineapple instead.

I think I have some kind of restaurant proximity switch in my old brainbox. It switches me into my alternate personality 'Restaurant Cube'. Restaurant Cube is fairly nonchalant and doesn't go around smashing things all over the place (not that I do, just in case you thought that all split personalities go around smashing things). He just prefers gammon and pineapple to chicken and has a larger capacity for chocolate puddings than even me.

Anyway that's about all that can be said about the practice of going to restaurants, save that it isn't a practice but saying art of going to restaurants would be pretty weird as well. The experience of going to restaurants is perhaps better, but still not great because it isn't usually an experience unless a millionaire who is sitting at a nearby table dies unexpectedly and the whole restaurant is placed under police custody until they can figure out who the murderer is, and it turns into one of those murder mystery things and they get in top detective Cubius Von Lesbiartus to investigate. Then there's more murders and he gathers everyone in the Accusing Parlour to reveal the murderer and it turns out that it was the butler, or the waiter, or that man with the big bushy eyebrows, or it was him himself, or it was everyone working together. Or something. I don't know. Go and read a murder mystery book if you want a resolution. With Cubius Von Lesbiartus there is only further questions.

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