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Posted on 2010.01.01 at 13:07
Current Music:: Aiden - Believe
1) Where did you begin 2009?
At home. If you want to be super specific I was in the living room on the nice new couch. Oh no wait. My brain is being stupid today. That’s where I began this year. Where I began last year…? Well it was still at home, but upstairs watching Pirates of the Caribbean 3.

2) What was your status by Valentine's Day?
Unfortunately the day before Valentine’s Day a Marlboro slithered past the house and I had the bad fortune to get caught full in the face by a blast of it’s bad breath. I had all kinds of conditions going on.

3) Were you in school anytime this year?
Nope.

4) How did you earn your money?
The usual way

5) Did you have to go to the hospital?
I always have to go to the hospital. I practically live there. I might as well just pack up my bags and build a little house in the blood clinic. Though to be honest I don’t think I would enjoy that experience as much as the blood clinic would. They’d love it, being able to watch me constantly, make sure I wasn’t on any new medication. Constantly keep track of my INR. It’d be dreadful. So I probably won’t do that.

6) Did you have any encounters with the police?
No. Sting came around but he didn’t bring his bandmates. He’s nice enough but they’re a nuisance. They’re always going around putting drinks down without using coasters, putting their feet up on the furniture and arresting the neighbours. Honestly they’re more trouble than they are worth.

7) Would you relive 2009 over and over again?
Silly question is ignored.

8) What did you purchase that was over $1000?
I don’t know about dollars but we got a nice new couch and a nice new TV and another nice new TV. It’s been a good year for nice new things all in all.

9) Did you know anybody who got married?
Nope.

10) Did you know anybody who passed away?
Yes, but I thought this was a nice cheerful quiz. Move on please.

11) Did you know anyone who had a baby?
Yes actually. Bizarrely this coincides with the previous question. You know how on TV when someone dies and someone else has a baby and you think don’t be ridiculous the circle of life is not that literal. Sure when someone days someone does have a baby but it usually isn’t in the same family you stupid tv producers. Well that happened for reals. Weird eh?

12) Did you move anywhere?
I was going to make a joke but I made it last year. It wasn’t a really great joke back then.

13) What concerts/shows did you go to?
I went to see Ross Noble. It was good. The end.

14) Are you registered to vote?
I don’t know what this means. Really they shouldn’t let people like me vote. I’d elect Boris Johnson for Prime Minister if I could.

15) Do you still have the same job as you did in 2008?
Sure do.

16)Has anyone betrayed you in 2009?
Yes, this Judas of a quiz has betrayed me. I’m sure it was more interesting when I did it last year. Damn you quiz! I’ll kill you!

17) Where do you live now?
The same.

18) Describe your birthday?
I didn’t get that kettle full of treasures from the Titanic like I wanted.

19) What's one thing you thought you'd never do but did in 2009?
Got better at drawing.

20) What has been your favorite moment?
My favourite moment out of an entire year. Well I’d have to say it was the third second of the ninth minute of the twelfth hour of the thirteenth of August. Man that was a moment to remember. I’ll remember that moment all my life… and beyond!

21) What's something you learned about yourself?
I am somewhat unreliable. I like Oxtail soup.

22) Any new additions to your family?
Haven’t you already asked this question? Man this quiz is lame.

23) What was your best month?
June. I did an MSPA which people liked and which I enjoyed doing. It was funtimes for everyone. Too bad I am too lame to focus on things for any length of time.

24) Were you in a relationship this year?
Nope.

25) What music will you remember 2008 by?
Lady GaGa – Bad Romance (here’s an artist that I didn’t want to like but who I was eventually suckered into liking)
Shakira – She-Wolf (Shakira is hot. fact)
Rage Against The Machine – Killing In The Name Of (The people reclaimed the Christmas Number One from X Factor with this excellent song)
Journey – Don’t Stop Belivin’ (Glee!)

26) Who has been your best drinking buddy/buddies?
Nobody. I am so lonely!

27) New friend?
A whole bunch of them. God bless the internets.

28) Favorite Night out?
Going to see Ross Noble. He is truly an awesome awesome man.

29) Would you say you've changed since the beginning of this year?
Yes. I have changed my clothes on several occasions since then.

30) Do you think 2009 will be better or worse?
As D Ream so eloquently put it, things can only get better.1) Where did you begin 2009?
At home. If you want to be super specific I was in the living room on the nice new couch. Oh no wait. My brain is being stupid today. That’s where I began this year. Where I began last year…? Well it was still at home, but upstairs watching Pirates of the Caribbean 3.

2) What was your status by Valentine's Day?
Unfortunately the day before Valentine’s Day a Marlboro slithered past the house and I had the bad fortune to get caught full in the face by a blast of it’s bad breath. I had all kinds of conditions going on.

3) Were you in school anytime this year?
Nope.

4) How did you earn your money?
The usual way

5) Did you have to go to the hospital?
I always have to go to the hospital. I practically live there. I might as well just pack up my bags and build a little house in the blood clinic. Though to be honest I don’t think I would enjoy that experience as much as the blood clinic would. They’d love it, being able to watch me constantly, make sure I wasn’t on any new medication. Constantly keep track of my INR. It’d be dreadful. So I probably won’t do that.

6) Did you have any encounters with the police?
No. Sting came around but he didn’t bring his bandmates. He’s nice enough but they’re a nuisance. They’re always going around putting drinks down without using coasters, putting their feet up on the furniture and arresting the neighbours. Honestly they’re more trouble than they are worth.

7) Would you relive 2009 over and over again?
Silly question is ignored.

8) What did you purchase that was over $1000?
I don’t know about dollars but we got a nice new couch and a nice new TV and another nice new TV. It’s been a good year for nice new things all in all.

9) Did you know anybody who got married?
Nope.

10) Did you know anybody who passed away?
Yes, but I thought this was a nice cheerful quiz. Move on please.

11) Did you know anyone who had a baby?
Yes actually. Bizarrely this coincides with the previous question. You know how on TV when someone dies and someone else has a baby and you think don’t be ridiculous the circle of life is not that literal. Sure when someone days someone does have a baby but it usually isn’t in the same family you stupid tv producers. Well that happened for reals. Weird eh?

12) Did you move anywhere?
I was going to make a joke but I made it last year. It wasn’t a really great joke back then.

13) What concerts/shows did you go to?
I went to see Ross Noble. It was good. The end.

14) Are you registered to vote?
I don’t know what this means. Really they shouldn’t let people like me vote. I’d elect Boris Johnson for Prime Minister if I could.

15) Do you still have the same job as you did in 2008?
Sure do.

16)Has anyone betrayed you in 2009?
Yes, this Judas of a quiz has betrayed me. I’m sure it was more interesting when I did it last year. Damn you quiz! I’ll kill you!

17) Where do you live now?
The same.

18) Describe your birthday?
I didn’t get that kettle full of treasures from the Titanic like I wanted.

19) What's one thing you thought you'd never do but did in 2009?
Got better at drawing.

20) What has been your favorite moment?
My favourite moment out of an entire year. Well I’d have to say it was the third second of the ninth minute of the twelfth hour of the thirteenth of August. Man that was a moment to remember. I’ll remember that moment all my life… and beyond!

21) What's something you learned about yourself?
I am somewhat unreliable. I like Oxtail soup.

22) Any new additions to your family?
Haven’t you already asked this question? Man this quiz is lame.

23) What was your best month?
June. I did an MSPA which people liked and which I enjoyed doing. It was funtimes for everyone. Too bad I am too lame to focus on things for any length of time.

24) Were you in a relationship this year?
Nope.

25) What music will you remember 2008 by?
Lady GaGa – Bad Romance (here’s an artist that I didn’t want to like but who I was eventually suckered into liking)
Shakira – She-Wolf (Shakira is hot. fact)
Rage Against The Machine – Killing In The Name Of (The people reclaimed the Christmas Number One from X Factor with this excellent song)
Journey – Don’t Stop Belivin’ (Glee!)

26) Who has been your best drinking buddy/buddies?
Nobody. I am so lonely!

27) New friend?
A whole bunch of them. God bless the internets.

28) Favorite Night out?
Going to see Ross Noble. He is truly an awesome awesome man.

29) Would you say you've changed since the beginning of this year?
Yes. I have changed my clothes on several occasions since then.

30) Do you think 2009 will be better or worse?
As D Ream so eloquently put it, things can only get better.


 

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