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2008 End of Year Achievementy Thing

Posted on 2008.12.31 at 17:13
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1.What did you do in 2007 that you'd never done before?:
Like last years thing that I’d never done before this thing concerns hairdryers. I lay down while drying my hair. That’s something to be proud of right? Oh yeah and I participated in NaNoWriMo. And I stayed up all night, several times in fact. And I watched a bunch of programs I’d never seen before. In fact I’ve done a lot of things this year. I should be proud.

2. Did you keep your 2007 new year's resolutions, and will you make more for next year?:
My resolution was to update this thing every single day and I did! I’m awesome. This year I’m probably going to resolve to keep updating it every day. Mostly because it’s a good way to remember events that happened during the year but also because I’m lazy and it’s an easy resolution.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?:
Nope.

4. Did anyone close to you die?:
Nope.

5. What countries did you visit?:
None, unless you count the country in which I live, England. I’ve visited it quite a lot throughout the year.

6. What would you like to have in 2009 that you lacked in 2008?: An iTouch or an iPhone or basically any type of Mp3 player that works.

7. What date from 2007 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?:
I fail epically when it comes to what day what thing happened on. I wouldn’t even know September the Eleventh if they didn’t keep whining on about it all the time.

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?:
The platinum trophy on Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune. Seriously. That’s every other trophy in the entire game you know.

9. What was your biggest failure?:
I still haven’t watched Batman Begins. I’m seriously going to have to watch that in 2009.

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?:
Always. If I don’t have a blood disease I’m banging into things like I’ve got Dyspraxia. Which would be handy because that would be another illness for the illness list.

11. What was the best thing you bought?:
My Xbox 360! It’s what I would like to describe as ‘teh awesome’.

12. Whose behaviour merited celebration?:
I’m not a child you know. You may very well go around talking to ten year olds like that but I am officially an adult and I won’t have anyone bully me into telling them whose behaviour merited celebration. Except Boris Johnson. And by that I mean I’ll talk about how his behaviour merited celebration. I wouldn’t let him bully me into things. If he even tried I’d stop celebrating his behaviour and start wagging my finger disapprovingly.

13. Whose behaviour made you appalled and depressed?:
The general public for their reaction to Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross’s joke that went a bit too far.

14. Where did most of your money go?:
It melted, becoming blobs of liquid mercury as it touched my hands. Bloody Midas Touch my arse! I knew it was too good to be true!

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?:
Lesbians! Cake! Hats! Buffy! Etcetera!

16. What song will always remind you of 2008?:
No songs will remind me of 2008. That’s as much a nonsense now as it was last year. Songs remind me of what I was doing when I listened to them. That’s a fact of my life. A song to represent 2008 though? That’d be “I Kissed A Girl” by Katy Perry. It’s that song that is literally everywhere this year. Not that I mind, kissing girls is a good thing and I would hope that this behaviour catches on with other ladies. I think Hot N Cold is better but who am I to argue against the public?

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
i. Happier or sadder?: This time last year I was a nine on the happiness scale. This time I’m about a ten I reckon. Kudos to me.
ii. Thinner or fatter?: Same.
iii. Richer or poorer?: Same.

18. What do you wish you`d done more of?:
If I’m that bothered why don’t I just go out and do more of what I want to do more of? That said I do kind of wish I’d finished my NaNovel back in OhNo!vember. But at the time I wished that I never had to write anything again in my life. So it’s all swings and roundabouts isn’t it?

19. What do you wish you`d done less of?:
Snorkelling. It’s not big and it’s not clever.

20. How will you be spending Christmas?:

21. What was the most embarrassing thing that happened to you in 2008?:
Same old, same old.

22. Did you fall in love in 2008?:
No, and you know why? Because I’m “Too Young To Fall In Love” by Motley Crue

23. How many one-night stands?:

24. What was your favourite TV program?:
The Big Bang Theory. It’s incredibly funny. To the point where I honestly can’t believe that I’m watching something this hilarious.

25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?:
Joss Stone, but that’s not the point. The point is I now don’t hate people that I did hate this time last year! How awesome am I? I’m not only skewing the curve but totally reversing it. Take that you curve!

26. What was the best book you read?:
Read? A book? Erm… I can’t have gone a whole year without reading a book can I? Erm… apparently I can.

27. What was your greatest musical discovery?:
Katy Perry. Though to be fair she discovered herself and I just happened to stumble along afterwards.

28. What did you want and get?:
An Xbox 360! Happy Nanny’s Birthday to me!

29. What did you want and not get?:
An iTouch or an iPhone or essentially any iProduct that works. Happy Next Birthday to me?

30. What was your favourite film of this year?: Oh come on! I must have at least been to see a film this year. I’m not that much of a shut in am I? Oh hang on. I saw Wall-E and I liked it. Admittedly that line isn’t as catchy as I Kissed A Girl and I liked it but it’s factually correct. So I win.

31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?:
Nothing. And I was 21 again.

32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?:
Winning the lottery’s always a nice hope to hope for.

33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2007?:
Nonexistent.

34. What kept you sane?:
Sane?

35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?:
Katy Perry. She’s incredibly hot. Seriously, so hot that it’s scarcely credible.

36. What political issue stirred you the most?:
The public baying for Russell Brand’s blood over such a trivial matter. I never thought I could hate the public more than I already did.

37. Who did you miss?:
George Foreman. I searched high and low for him but he was nowhere to be found. Plus, you know, thanks to him having no fingerprints it makes it seem like he was never there at all!

38. Who was the best new person you met?:
New person? This is the part where if my life was a clichéd cartoon my head would explode and the canned laughter would explode into a cacophony of hilarity. But as my life isn’t a clichéd cartoon I have to recite a poem about loneliness or something.

39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2007:
I learned that you put the lime in the coconut you drink ‘em both together.

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