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Writer's Block: God For a Day

Posted on 2008.08.06 at 11:21
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If you could be God for a day, what three things would be at the top of your to-do list?


More naked lesbians. Less spiders. More lottery wins for lesbian obsessed mancunians.

I figure I can ignore the whole world poverty, hunger and war situation because I'm sure that almost everyone who actually cares about other people will be listing them as their top God priorities. Or Prigodrities... Except that pun doesn't really work but nevermind. Who cares? Does God care? I doubt it. God's too worried about sorting out the whole more naked lesbians, less spiders and more lottery wins for lesbian obsessed mancunians to be bothered by the validity of a hastily constructed pun.

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