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Doctor Horrible

Writer's Block: Being Another Creature

Posted on 2008.07.25 at 11:41
Current Mood:: cynicalcynical
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If you could be any creature, any mobile life form at all, which would it be and why?


First off what is a "mobile life form"? Is it some kind of car which through some freakish mutatative accident has become self aware? If so then I don't think I would like to be a car. Imagine crashing into things, I bet that would seriously hurt. The most that can happen if I charge into an inanimate object is I hurt myself, fall over and lie on the floor until I feel okay again. Although as a car I wouldn't have to go to the blood clinic which is where I had to go today. I felt somewhat ill while I was there but it appears to have been nothing. Even if it had been I was at a hospital. If you have to be ill then I'd imagine that's the best place to do it.

Anyway what was the question? Why do I want to be a car? Well I don't want to be a car so you are a stupid question. I'm going to head off now because believe it or not I have better things to do with my life than to answer stupid questions that aren't even factually correct. Good day sir.

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